July 2011
45 posts
That awkward moment where you ask a guy to hang out with you FOUR days in a row… He better be there tmrrw :)
Being asain: kisses on the cheek
So this is a dead serious topic lol asains usually sniff tye other person when they kiss a person on the cheek it sounds weird but It’s not the same the other way lol but if I’m air kissing someone on the phone or something I’d rather say mwah! Than breathe… Just sayinnn :P
I love this song.
I think I’ll go anti-love. Really. Who wants butterflies in your stomach and your heart skipping beats. That can’t be safe.
“Fifty years from now when you’re looking back at your life don’t you want to say...”
– Shia, Transformers (via epidemiclaughter)
SHIT CAN I JUST.
itsmay-guhn:
I like to think that if we found aliens...
rcrowsonmrtt:
They’d be like:
We’d be like:
10 Annoying Things to Ask Your Teacher On the...
1. Can I go to the tinkle-dinkle-ha-ha restroom?
2. Why do dogs sniff our butts?
3. Are you on a diet?
4. Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
5. How will we ever use this crap in real life?
6. Why did they name Uranus, Uranus
7. Can you repeat the question? I wasn’t listening.
8. Do parasites have emotions?
9. Why don’t we put Earth in a giant freezer to stop global...
Why I want in my life it's simple...ish
Love: I want a movie relationship where the guy is perfect for the girl, I mean no pressure but I love nerdy cute guys that are smart and fun, right now isn’t the best tine to say this cuz I know a guy who fits this description lol and it might seem like this is for him if he ever reads this lol but like my best friend Elysa said your perfect guy might be right infront of you and you...
“If one day you realize I haven’t talked to you in a while, it’s not that I don’t...”
